How to get laid on Halloween

   If you want to pick up a hottie on Halloween, you must strip her of her pussy power, before you strip her of her slutty costume...

Guys talk for months with excitement and glee about how excited they are to see broads sporting their most whorish Halloween attire.

The dudes prepare for the holiday of creepin’ by investing in a cool costume they think will catch the girl’s attention. They get their haircuts, perform the perfect maneuvering of facial hair, trim their balls and have the perfect lineup of creepin’ venues to make their move at.

It’s Halloween, and it’s on!

And what do many of these guys do when they arrive at the club, bar or party?

Hang with their group of guy friends, ogling the girls, talking about how hot they are, how sexy they dance, and what they would do to them. And what do they actually do?

Then they go home depressed, barely having even spoken to a girl, and jerk themselves to sleep. It’s pathetic.

Why would a guy go to a place full of scantily clad hos, I mean upstanding young women getting into the festive spirit, and not approach them?

It sounds like a waste of a costume, cash, and if they were the driver, gas. It’s like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet while you’re on a hunger strike.

Guys get around these hotties and become quivering babies, and that is the least attractive thing in the world to a girl. Even if a broad thinks you’re an asshole and finds you annoying, she’ll always have more respect for the guy who takes a shot than the guy who stands in the corner all night with the dudes like he’s at a junior high dance.

Girls love a guy with balls. That’s kind of hard to find these days so if you could at the very least fake like you have some, a girl who’s drunk and impressionable could buy it, and you might be lucky enough to get her in the bedroom, backseat or bathroom stall. After all it is Halloween, let’s get in the spirit.

Don’t walk up to a girl and say I like your tits, or great ass. Not because it’s rude or sexual harassment. No, no, no, because it’s what she wants you to say. Even if she acts all put off after you do, she’s secretly smiling on the inside of her slutty attire.

“Eeww… You’re gross. You have no respect for women. I hope you die” really translates to “Damn right you like my tits. They’re fucking perfect. This costume’s working. These guys all want to fuck me like an animal.”

Any girl who disputes what I’m saying, obviously has problems with the truth. But don’t give her the upper hand. Don’t make her think she’s perfect. The reason girls wear those scandalous costumes is to further enhance their pussy power. Don’t pander to it. Many girls who are only hot in makeup, stilettos and club light, grow heirs and treat guys like shit, because of the assholes that constantly swoon over them.

Make her wonder about you. Don’t fix your eyes on her tits, ass, or belly ring… Look her in the eye.

The reason is it’ll make her nervous, and therefore set you apart from the rest of the lecherous scavengers that have been questing after her. Suddenly she’ll be wondering:

“Why isn’t he looking at my boobs, why isn’t he looking at my ass, I’m dressed like a whore can’t he see that? Oh god, I look like shit. Excuse me while I go throw up.”

You made her vulnerable, downgraded her power, and gave yourself the upper hand…. You broke down the hype of the hottie. Now it’s time to carry on with a real conversation and see where the night takes you. A true player always preys on a woman’s vulnerability.

Happy Halloween! Be safe tonight… These girls are dirty.

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Degrade Her… With Class!

 By James Holeva

Obscenities and hair pulling keep the pussy wet.

Suck my dick bitch!

To my ex-girlfriend that was like saying I love you.

When I’d peer into those gorgeous brown eyes, hold her tight, and speak those magical words a flurry of juices would erupt from her pussy while a sweet warm feeling filled her stomach as she’d smile, blush, and sigh as she shrugged her shoulders.

It’s because the truth was in the subtext. What she was really interpreting was: “You’re amazing. You’re so perfect in every way. I wanna make you feel good. So suck my dick bitch!”

As you could see, I’m a bit of a translator.

In my experience, broads love to be treated like dirty whores … behind closed doors. Obscenities, hair-pulling, spanking and choking have a way of keeping the pussy dripping wet.

In the bedroom, backseat, or bathroom stall, a girl wants you to degrade her … But she wants you to degrade her with class. When your penis is inside her she doesn’t want to hear you recite a love sonnet, she’d prefer a filthy haiku.

Suck that cock, bitch. Suck it good. Are you my dirty little whore? Bend over bitch. Who’s daddy’s little slut? I’m gonna pound your pussy you crack whore!

You know, terms of endearment.

Damn sex is fun. Girls get into the dirty talk.

If you’re not getting a broad off it could be because you aren’t treating her like a common trollop. She wants to be wooed, respected and connected with, and when the doors are closed and the clothes are off, she wants you to treat her like trash. The illusion of being used for sex is very hot when a girl cares about someone.

I know guys are known for being sick, but girls are honestly worse than we ever could be. They’re just coy about it.

And a sexually liberated woman wants a guy just as fucked up as she is so she feels comfortable being herself. There’s enough pussy guys in the world. A girl wants a guy with swagger who takes charge, tells her she’s beautiful, throws her against the wall, rips her clothes off, and rapes her… Consensual rape of course.

There are a great many broads trapped in relationships where they feel like they can’t be themselves out of fear of what their partner might think. How sad. Don’t let your girl suffer the same fate.

That’s the problem with guys today, they make it all about them. And it’s got to stop! If you want your girl to suck your cock and have a good time, then step up and treat her like a whore.

Connect with her, have a deep conversation, and show the broad off.  You’ve been all over each other all night, the clothes are off, now it’s time for the headline act. She wants you to suck her tits, squeeze her ass, lick her stomach and slap your cock off her face. She wants you to talk dirty, slap her ass, pull her hair, and fuck the shit out of her.

For God’s sake, treat her like a whore. She deserves it.

Then afterward you lay together, cuddle, and kiss softly until you fall asleep. That’s the perfect night for a girl. It’s all part of the process.

Guys strike out at getting a girl off when they make it all about them.

Are their exceptions? Of course. Sadly some girls are sexually conservative and still not fully comfortable letting the inner whore simmer to the surface, and will think you’re a disgusting pervert and spread your horrible words to her friends. If that’s the case just shut the fuck up, stick your dick in, and enjoy the ride. It’s what she wants.

As in all matters of creepin’, sex is about observation and reading what a girl wants. But in most cases if you degrade a woman the right way, show her it really is about her, and make her feel sweet and dirty at the same time… You’ll have the best sex of your life.

If you want to please your girl, and have her please you even more, have the balls to be a classy guy and say “suck my dick bitch!”

 

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Creepin’ at the Hospital Teaser

How do you get laid, while you’re laid up?

 

Sadly, no matter how good your coverage, under the current administration insurance companies refuse to offer sex workers as part of your health care package.

I don’t believe it myself, but despite my charming bravado I lack the political clout to make a difference. So it’s up to you.

If you’re laid up in a hospital, and you want the best treatment, it’s your responsibility to fight for it.

There’s nothing that will cure a man’s illness, or injury, and the mental anguish that accompanies, more than an ejaculation induced by someone other than himself. Personally, I think that should be in a nurse’s job description. They’re emptying your bed pan, why can’t they blow you, or at least administer a hand job?

She could wear a rubber glove if it’ll make her feel better.

I mean these nurses say they want to make a difference, here’s their chance. Even a good old fashioned wet dry hump will aid in your recovery.

Anyway, until nurse/whore becomes a combination occupation, the creeping is up to you and me.

Look for “The Wingman Chronicles” hitting book stores in next year to read the rest of the story!