CREEPIN’ W/ THE WINGMAN — FIG CAFE & HOOKAH LOUNGE — JENKINTOWN, PA

Friday, June 17th 2011

 

Anonymous

Is it at all appropriate for a wingman to be present during sex, cheering and criticizing?

Yes definitely… I commit to my clients. It’s like Mick and Rocky. Read my train story for a true depiction of team work.

https://wingmanchronicles.wordpress.com/2011/04/11/fun-in-ac-the-train-story/

 

B.

What do you do when she farts mid anal sex?

Keep going but hold your breath… A true player commits.

 

Kel (was nice enough to leave her phone number)

How big is your penis? And girth?

8.5 inches… Like I said in the show, “Huge but manageably huge… As big as you want that you could work with.”

While I never measured girth… I’ve gotten compliments on it as much, if not more than the length. Send a pic and if you keep coming to shows, I might let you see for yourself.

 

Waxdoll

What do you do when he asks you to fuck your elbow?

Let him do it. He’s a guy who likes to use all of the performance space. He’s not a coffee house singer/songwriter who stands in one spot, he’s a fucking rockstar. Enjoy the show.

 

AJ aka Melon Man

When you are Eiffel towering a girl, do you look the other guy straight in the eye the whole time?

Well Melon Man, if you’re good friends with him. There’s no better moment two long time compadres could experience than enjoying a girl like she’s an amusement park.

Just joking… Enjoy the uncouth adventure but stay away from anything remotely guy-on-guy. See my “Rules of The Train” blog.

https://wingmanchronicles.wordpress.com/2011/04/11/rules-of-the-train/

 

Anonymous

Why does my boyfriend always want to put it in my ass when I have such a brilliant vagina?

We all like to go where we’ve never been. It’s like a lot of people from America want to go to Italy or Paris… But to the people who live there, it’s not a thrill. Once he’s gotten the ass, he’ll be going for the ear.


Emilia

If you’re trying to send a dirty picture to your boyfriend and accidentally sent it to his dad, and he sends one back, do you keep going???

Judging by the three question marks you enjoyed the picture. If you’re into him, enjoy the picture and keep going. It could be meant to be. And there’s no better way for a father and son to bond than to share a broad. If you could help enable that, do it.

 

Jen

Will you take my friend Audrey’s virginity?

Have her come out to a show and introduce herself. I’ll give a yay or nay when I see her. If I give a nay, get me around last call or accost me in the bathroom. Resilience is a quality I admire in a creeper.

 

Ward

Is it natural for girl’s to squirt? And is it dangerous to your dick?

Some girls are squirters… Especially if you provide a solid mental orgasm. No it isn’t dangerous to your dick. Her pussy will tense up like a vice grip as she’s clawing your back but the cock is strong… I can’t speak for the scratches or bite marks that will end up on other parts of your body. It depends if the girl’s a cat…

 

Tabby

That was the most horrible lap dance I ever had. Mine are so much better!!

Bullshit… I remember that lap dance and I was good. It was like poetic gyration. And thanks for the Lap Dance that encored the show. You tore it up to “Pornstar Dancing.” You have a real future ahead of you. Let me know what club you’re working at, and I’ll stop by. I will expect a free VIP complete with complimentary extras.

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